faces that make me sexually uncomfortable | mad hatter/ jefferson

27 minutes ago / once upon a time

"Why is it always the innocents who suffer most, when you high lords play your game of thrones?"

1 hour ago / gotpretty

brucebannrs:

clintromanovs asked → clint’s arrows or steve’s shield

armanarlert:

if u know ur myers briggs personality type please check this out it is literally the coolest thing ever 

stormbornvalkyrie:

 but in the end as deadly. (requested by anonymous)

wlntersoldier:

don’t date anyone who doesn’t think hawkeye is a valuable member of the avengers

Do you know what they did to my brother, and my mother?

Okay... This looks bad. Really... Really bad. But believe it or not it's only the third most-terrible idea I've had today and today I have had exactly nine terrible ideas.

Hold on to what makes you, you. You have something unique and valuable to offer the world. The stuff you think makes you weak makes you strong. The stuff you don’t love about yourself makes you more lovable. No one will ever be as good at being you as you.”

sailorsenshiharuka:

what if age of ultron is like introducing wanda and pietro and it’s like

"the maximoff twins are mu[cut to another scene]"

and then later there’s a fighting and someone goes

"oh god she’s a m[LOUD EXPLOSIONS]"

and then in the aftermath someone’s like

"so you guys are [CAR HORN]ts huh?"

and it just keeps going through the whole movie

How do we tell the good guys from the bad guys? 

If they’re shooting at you, they’re bad. 

5 hours ago / marvelcaptain america

lohikaarmeita:

dettsu:

izzytheeverything:

flagdemoness:

forevahyoung-ness:

eheheheh-lokid:

doctordonna10:

what-theface:

“All the single heroes…”

ALL THE SINGLE HEROES

ALL THE SINGLE HEROS

NOW PUT YOUR SHIELD UP!

UP IN NEW YORK

JUST THAWED OUT

DOIN’ AN AVENGERS THING

THEY TALKED ME UP

LOKI SUCKS

AND COULSON IS OBSESSED WITH ME

All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes

Now put your shield up!

Up in New York
Just thawed out
Doin’ an Avengers thing

They talked me up
Loki sucks
And Coulson is obsessed with me

He up on me, he up on me
Don’t pay him any attention
I’m with Tony Stark, Thor, and Hulk
Out doing this avenging biz

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
He’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army then
But if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
He’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army then
But if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

I got Barton in the sky
Romanov the spy
And Hulk smashing, ripping jets in the air

Stark flies by
I’m on stand by
Thor brings the lightning and the thunder

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
He’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army then
But if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
We’ll close the portal, that he opened, with his scepter then
Thor will take him back to Asgard as a prisoner

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

We won’t treat him to the things of this world
Justice has been served
Freedom’s what I prefer, what I deserve

Here’s the man that breaks it, then takes it
So we deliver him to his destiny, to the 9 realms and beyond
Oh, Laufeyson

Now you’re really done
In the void, you’ll be alone
And like a ghost, you’ll be gone

All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes

Now put your shield up!

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
We’ll close the portal, that he opened, with his scepter then
Thor will take him back to Asgard as a prisoner

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

Loki’s gone now so, we can do the shit we want
I’ll try to visit Peggy in her retirement home
Clint and Nat are going out and Coulson’s still alive
Bruce and Tony’s doing science and Fury’s on vacay

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

image

I don’t remember the original version anymore

xanis:

Elizabeth Olsen for Marie Claire US, May 2014

6 hours ago / elizabeth olsen

nats-dormer:

«We know that she loves her brother and is very accepting of it, absolutely. She’s a great actor. Certainly, that was the way I was playing it. […] She is playing a role. She is trying to create a persona for herself that she thinks Joffrey will like and will trust and will listen to. And yeah, it’s really hard to sit there and listen to him talk about that, with the respect she has for her brother. It’s a terrible position to be put in.» [Natalie Dormer]